Founder Brand
Punchlines That Build Pipeline
You're bored of LinkedIn slop. We've done billions of views on socials. We've built personal brands with 100s of thousands of followers. And you want pipeline. So let's chat.
Build My LinkedIn →Satire. Wit. Memes. The founders with the most influence on socials are shitposting. Now it's your turn.
Everyone's posting thought leadership. Nobody's reading it.
We're not a ghostwriting shop cranking out thought leadership takes. We're a media company built on corporate humor content with billions of organic views and we bring that same energy to your personal brand. Your buyers will remember your name.
The Deliverables
What You Get
LinkedIn Content
3–5 posts per week. Long-form stories, short punchy takes, and carousels — calibrated to the LinkedIn algorithm and your growth goals.
Voice & Editorial Guide
A proprietary document that captures how you think, your recurring themes, and your POV. Yours to keep. Essential for any content you create independently.
Weekly Content Meeting
A standing call to review what's coming, pull fresh ideas from your week, and keep the content pipeline full. 30 minutes, high signal.
Monthly Analytics Report
Clear reporting on what's working — reach, engagement, follower growth, and inbound activity. No vanity metrics, just what moves the needle.